If Theres No Cheese In A Cheese Sandwich, Its Basically Just Two Slices Of Bread.
You spend all fing week scrolling on Shein to find that frock, you get to the party and the first person you see, probably the host, is wearing the exact same frock. Or worse still, theirs is like the Versace version and yours is the sweat-shop knock-off version. I mean, FML. Its reputedly the actual reason Hitler invaded Poland, rather than the much repeated assertion that MoĊcicki told a poorly judged "your mum" joke. Also, my face when I flex a list no-one else has ever thought about. Setting the Scene To set the scene, I first painted a Rivendell swordsman back when I started this game in 2019. But never actually used them on the tabletop - I didn't have any 3d printed shields then, so they were rubbish. Now GW has spanked those who would have given someone a bow, spear and shield. So fast forward and the new book has arrived, and I sneakily find that I can take my favorites - THE LORD ELROND, his hot dorter, and a heap of my old plastique elves to fill up 600pts. ...