Povos, Parmos, PJ & Duncan
Alreeet folk, This time, the toy soldiers have been "ooop norf" risking life and limb in a strange part of the world where we have to be on our guard against all things wrong about the north of England. To set the scene, I took the Smelves of Elrond up to a one-dayer in Middlesborough, which is somewhere I had only ever skirted around before. Lets consider some more about geography. Yorkshire. Yorkshire is simply the best county in England, and therefore the world. No-one is in any doubt about this, and if they are they get beatings. With world class sport in the form of cricket; drinks in the form of Sam Smiths Old Brewery Bitter ; headgear in the form of flat caps; and a climate where the clouds are just that little fluffier, sky bluer, sun brighter, and rain softer than anywhere else. Actual true image of Yorkshire landscape Tyne and Wear A region where gangs of ginger bykers roam the wildness of the Metro Centre, and local hardmen PJ and Duncan patrol looking for folk ca...