Salty Spoonful

Or pie.  But tbh I can leave random hookups with homosexual men in public toilets. Not that that sort of thing happens in Hinckley. I presume. Mainly as I dont think a UK council can afford to keep public bogs open anymore.  Hinckley. Hinckley? Where the fuck is Hinckley? Hinckley is a small market town in south Leicestershire. Notable for its historic hosiery industry, the area is now known for the Triumph Motorcycle factory, and also where they make Ultima kit cars. Truely keeping the British cottage industry alive. And they are having a toy soldiers event. But will it be any good? Ive a feeling that.....                                                                                          ITS A TRAP! Yes, a tra...

 , or How I Learnt To Love Prevaricating And Not Painting My Army On Time. #What Time Is It? #Four Thirty. #Its not late, #No, no, no. #Its a-early, early, early. If you are one of the cool dudes who identified that as from the incredibly beardy Spin Doctors, then present yourself with a Timmy Team Point. If you are not, then Ive not idea why you are reading this blog. Fuck off and slap your teachers.  To avoid similar time issues, I have employed Flava Flav to constantly ask me what the time is, and then demonstrate on his massive clock, to avoid me looking like a massive cock.                                                     Yeeeeaaaaah Booooooooi - Paint you fuckin models! The reason for my poor time management was an excellent one-day escalation event in Hull. Called " something something Hull-related lotr pun " it wa...